Day: 2 April 2019

Peter wanted s*x with a colleague from his office, but she already had a boyfriend. One day Peter was so frustrated that he went straight to her and said to her, “I’ll give you 100 euros if you make love with me!”  The colleague said “No!” Peter answered, “I’m very fast, […]

A man is sitting in the theater. Shortly before the beginning of the performance, he has to get out again. He wanders through the empty corridors, but finds no toilet. In his desperation, he pees in a flower vase standing around, goes back into the auditorium and sits down again. The curtain is already […]

A nun gets into a taxi and wants to be driven to the city. While driving, the taxi driver keeps looking in the rearview mirror. Obviously, something happens and the driver says to the nun, “Excuse me looking at you like that in the rear view mirror, but I’d like to ask […]

In the queue at the bus stop stands a young pretty lady. She is dressed in a very tight leather miniskirt and matching leather boots and leather jacket. The bus is coming and it’s her turn. When she tries to get on the bus, she realizes she does not get her leg high […]

Four men are sitting in a bar discussing life. After some time one went to the toilet, the others remained seated. The first said: “I was really scared that my son one .. Is losers He began to wash cars Then he got the chance to be the seller and sold it as many cars . […]

A man in a supermarket – seemingly totally overwhelmed and lost … He is so worried and so absent that it comes to a collision with his shopping cart with another man who behaves similarly. The first says: “I beg your pardon – I’m not quite there … looking for my wife […]

An American tourist comes to the farm and wants to buy from the farmer for a proud price 200 kg horse hair. The farmer does not think long and enters the trade. All the steeds are shorn and their hair weighed. 199.9 kg – 100 grams are still missing. The farmer, not stupid, thinks of his grandfather, who has a long […]

Erwin applies as a salesman in the textile department of a department store. His future boss says to him, “I’ll hire you one day on probation, and if you’ve sold this pink suit until tonight, the job is yours.” After half an hour the suit is sold. The boss: “How did you do that? […]

Peter visits Robert, his work colleague who fell off the roof last week and is now in the plaster from the hip down. Only the feet look out the bottom. “I’m freezing like that,” moans Robert, “please go up to the bedroom and get me my slippers.” Peter goes upstairs to meet Robert’s […]