A lawyer has trouble with his law firm and he summons the devil. He also comes in handy and says, “This week we have a special offer: you get perfect health, win every trial, are irresistible to women, your tennis serve is not to be missed, every morning you know the […]
The teacher asks the children at school to call flower names. Erna Says : Tulip. The teacher: Nice, nice and beautiful! Hilde Says : Rose. The teacher: Nice, nice and beautiful! Jasmine Says: Ge-s@x-traffic. On the teacher’s indignant: But Jasmine, that’s not a flower! Jasmine Reply: But also beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
A man is driving on a country road at night. Suddenly a squirrel jumps out of the bushes. The man makes a full stop. The squirrel is smeared from top to bottom with thick brown mass. Compassionate, as the guy is, he takes a handkerchief and makes it clean. As soon as he is done, the next one jumps out of […]
Just at the most exciting point of the film, an older man crawled under his seat, bumping into a young lady who sat next to him because he always stroked her legs as she groped around on the floor. “Hey!” She hissed furiously, “what are you looking for down there?” “My chewing gum ……!” The man said sheepishly. “And because of that […]
At a reception of the upper 10000, the stocking manufacturer drives with his wife. When getting out of the car she gets stuck at the car door. When she looks at the mess, she realizes with horror that she has a run. When she tells her husband about the disaster, he only thinks . “Everything’s so bad, […]
Tired, the agent returns home from his business trip. Excited his little son greeted him with the message, in the closet is a ghost. The wife hears embarrassed. The tired father explains: “Oh, there are no ghosts”. But the little one will not let up. The father shrugs his shoulders to the closet, opens it, […]