Author: jokesjelly

The best dog joke ever 

Woman takes her dog to the vet because it’s having hearing problems. The vet says “Its because it has so much hair in it’s ears. Once a month, get some Nair and spread it in it’s ears, it’ll keep the hair growth down.” Sure enough the woman goes to the […]

A married couple on a budget

A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping cart.The wife complained, “Put that back, we only have enough funds for essential items – not luxuries such as beer costing $20.” A little […]