Category: Jokes

A man was outside flying a kite. It kept spinning around and hitting the ground. He tried everything. His wife was washing dishes, and looking out the window. She opened it and yelled, ‘You need more TAIL!’ He said, ‘That’s what I told you, and you told me to go […]

After a while a group of guys in a pickup stop to check on him. They help get his car started, but then they beat him up, take his clothes and wallet, chain him to a tree, and take off with his car.He’s facing the tree, so he can’t see […]

A girl is walking through a cemetery at night. She’s a little nervous because it’s dark, but it’s the shortest way to get to her home. Suddenly she hears a distinct tapping noise from the graves on her left. Her heart almost stops as she pauses mid-step. She hears it […]