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Mathilde and Prince Filip walk through a safari park, Mathilde sees a giraffe and asks: “What kind of animal is that?” Filip replies: “That’s a dangaroo.” Later Mathilde sees a lion and asks: “What kind of beast is that?”Filip: “Oh, that’s a dangaroo too.”Moments later they see an elephant and Mathilde asks: […]

Two pensioner c@uples are on the highway by car and do not drive more than 81 km / h. A policeman stops the car. The grandfather asks, “Were we too fast?” Then the policeman: “No, but why are you driving so slowly?” Grandpa: “Can you drive faster?” Policeman: “I think 100 km / h you […]

Two business people in Florida have sat down on one of the empty shelves in the store they just started to set up. Says the one: “I bet there’s just such a senile pensioner over, looks in the empty shop and asks what we sell here.” He had not said it yet […]