A husband telephones his wife, but his daughter answers. Next happens will make you crazy.

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hit her head, and now she isn’t moving.”

“Oh my god. And what about uncle Jake?

“He too got scared, jumped out of the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot you took out the water last week and now he isn’t moving as well.”

“Wait a minute, my house doesn’t have a swimming pool. Wait, is this 351-7381?”