Author: jokesjelly

all the girls at the party run away from the scrawny kid, screaming and laughing and pointing. The muscular friend sees this and comes over to his scrawny friend. “Dude,” he says. “You have to put the potato in the front.”

“SUPERPUSSY!” at the top of her lungs and walks out of the room. Now the old lady goes into the cafeteria where a new resident is sitting by himself at a table. She rushes over to him, tears open her robe and yells, “SUPERPUSSY!” The new guy looks her up […]

The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.”The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?”So up they went. Second floorThe sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, […]

a huge conference center which are available for use.” “But I didn’t use them,” the old woman said. “Well, they are here, and you could have,” he replied. The manager proceeded with that she could likewise have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. “We […]

hit her head, and now she isn’t moving.” “Oh my god. And what about uncle Jake? “He too got scared, jumped out of the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot you took out the water last week and now he isn’t moving as well.” “Wait a minute, my […]